December 2008
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+44 - No It Isn’t
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Comparison of dinners
Last night: Prime rib, mashed potatoes, string beans, homemade rolls, créme brulé, and Martinelli’s.
Tonight: Reheated chicken nuggets, Tim’s potato chips, Gatorade.
Nice.
“Matt, Mark and Luke - so those are the 3 wise men, right?”
– Zane Burnett, a kid in my religion class next semester
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“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
– George Carlin
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By the way...
Merry Christmas! Nine minutes left to celebrate Jebus
“They were so stupid to take their picture when they did that [rearranged the...”
– Colette Cassinelli, my mother
“MK: [Sees a cute baby in the elevator] Awwww. I want to have kids!
Me: Right...”
– Mary Kathleen and Matthew Cassinelli
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The Cassinelli Family 2008 - A Year In Review →
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“In the Schrute family we believe in a five-fingered intervention. [raises fist]...”
– Dwight Schrute from The Office
The Maine - Everything That I Ask For. This is...
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Drunk driving
Drunk driving. Don’t ever do it.
I’m all for getting drunk as hell and passing out and whatnot. But if you ever take your keys in hand, I will stop you at all costs.
On the other hand, if you enjoy people losing all respect in you, drive drunk all the time. If you choose to drive drunk, I hope you get arrested and lose your license.Then maybe you will learn your lesson. I’m...
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3OH!3
Yeah, so this is a rap group from Boulder, Colorado. And yes, it is made up of white guys. And it’s actually really badass and good music too. Who woulda thunk it?
Just a sample line from their song “Don’t Trust Me”:
“Tell your boyfriend If he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian And I ain’t f**king scared of him”
Here’s their...
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